Dancing is forbidden!
- Master Shake
Your smile brings happiness to others
- Fortune I got from Panda Express. I keep it next to my computer, because sometimes it only takes a sentence to remind us of where we are and what matters.
That’s not awkward at all!
-
Myself
(usually announced rather loudly during any and every awkward moment I encounter)
Jesus is really bad at hide and go seek. I can’t go through my day without hearing at least one person saying they found him. Get it together Jesus.
- Myself
For every person you feel jealousy for, there are three or more others that feel the same way about you.
- Myself
can’t go building epic buildings without a blueprint
-
Mikey
Words of wisdom from a guy that, like me, gets over looked and misunderstood a lot.
Extreme!
| Andi: | Wow, that's. Intense. |
| Me: | That's me |
| Me: | EXTREME |
| Andi: | IN EVERYTHING. |
| Me: | You need to picture me in a kayak going over the edge of mount rushmore while guzzling 30 cans of some energy drink with bears strapped to my balls to get the full effect... |
My princess is forever in another castle.
- Me talking about my relationships.
Could be worse…
- Myself - No matter what happens to me, I tell myself this. It’s helped me get through a lot in my life.
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