1 day ago
Hiccuping and Burping are not things that the human body should be capable of at the same time.
I am currently not ok with this.
I will never be ok with this.
Notes: 1 / 1 day ago
Sometimes I hate having money.
When I have no money I know all the things I need/want.
When I have money I instantly have no idea what to do with it.
No matter what i do, I always end up feeling like I should have done something else.
2 days ago
I love when debates devolve into some form of slander or negative opinion.
It’s like “Ok, I can’t win this… but you’re stupid!”
It’s like holding a kid at bay with one hand until he gives up and calls you a meanie head.
It’s like, really cute in that “my god, I thought I didn’t want kids before, but damn…” sort of way.
As the kids would say, these days; he was salty.
Notes: 1 / 1 week ago
muffintea replied to your post: So, I like sandwiches… like, a lot. On…
You’ve given the general Tumblr public a list in order of what you like so anyone could actually make you a sandwich now! *hi5’s*
I’m pretty sure only I could get it just right, there is a lot of flavor to balance here after all. It’s more an art-form than a science at this point.
Notes: 4 / 1 week ago
That weird moment when Tumblr suggested I follow myself…
Notes: 2 / 1 week ago
So, I like sandwiches… like, a lot. Only issue is that the typical sandwich does not give me that full feeling. You know what I’m talking about.
So, I took matters into my on hands.
- 4 slices of deli sliced meat (turkey, ham, and roast beef are good choices. Roast beef is what I go for generally though.)
- Cheese (Monterey Jack is my go to, but any cheese will do)
- Mustard and Mayo
- Onion (if I have any, not necessary though)
- Extra Virgin Olive Oil
- Apple Cider Vinegar
I tend to opt for big slices of pickles, cheese and tomato; along with a an equal share of lettuce. The oil and vinegar I tend to let soak into the break to avoid things being overly messy, but I still wouldn’t eat this outside of the kitchen or take it with me somewhere.
Making the sandwich, in general, takes longer than eating it but that nice full feeling afterwards is great.
As a result, I will never ask anyone to make me a sandwich because they will probably not be able to make it exactly to my liking. Plus, I like cooking (not that sandwich making is exactly cooking, but whatever).
Notes: 1 / 1 week ago
I love conversation in which I list out all the benefits of a particular thing to someone only to have them repeatedly tell me that they don’t see the benefit in said thing.
Those are the best.
Notes: 1 / 2 weeks ago
I think I’ve been around too many people for too long, it’s time to take a break from social interaction for awhile..
Notes: 50489 / 2 weeks ago
from mygearsarestartingtotremble (originally from brutereason)
These are from a wonderful book called The Art Of Comforting. Check it out and learn how to be better at supporting people going through difficult things.
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING I NEED THIS SKILL SO MUCH
(not that i would say the stuff on the left. but i’d probably say something useless)
2 weeks ago
rain in august
break bonds, pull away / stay in the line / fade away, doomsday / breathe the fumes / choke on dust / suffocate in the light / born to rust / ash in the hand / more dead in the pocket / drink the black / no charge in the socket / fill it up with nothing / afraid of the light / taken away from something / afraid of the right / suffer now, in silence / more to come / suffer later, in death / future for some / black out the sun / remove the eyes / find your way in the dark / underneath all the lies / cemetery in the park